H e'd been a naughty chappie who deserved a dirty nappy
So nanny did a crappy! and filled his snow white nappy.
Nanny still wasn't to happy because HE had'nt filled his nappy
So she pushed in TWO POO JELLIES to help HIM do his smelly's
And when cramps came in his belly and his bottom emptied smelly
Nanny spunked his willie and he left happy but feeling silly !