Poor baby boy he said he wanted to go out but all the other Nannies wouldn't
             take him, well, as I always say, what I say I do and Nanny Susan is always
             more than willing for a little shopping trip. Nanny Susan brought baby for a
            quick medical in the clinic where I slipped in a couple of suppositories so that
                 baby would be sure to have a little accident while we were out.
                                       (well maybe not so little).

        Nanny Susan then took baby back to the nursery and dressed him in denim
        bib and brace shorts with Mickey mouse on them and a matching Mickey
        mouse shirt (we had them especially made), little coloured socks and little
        boys blue sandals and a lovely bright yellow Kagool with Mickey mouse on
                             the back and then In went his dummy.
                        (After all babies should be seen and not heard).

        When we arrived at the big supermarket Nanny Susan put baby in the adult
       sized baby buggy and off we went. I pushed baby while Nanny Susan found a
          nice place in the restaurant right in front of the windows so that all the
          passers by could watch. She proceeded to feed him with great glee, she
        really is a very mischievous Nanny. After baby had finished we set off back.
         I had dropped some dry cleaning in from the nursery the day before just so
       that I would have a valid reason for parking baby's buggy while I made a great
                           show of looking for my dry cleaning ticket.

     Poor baby, it was at this precise moment a large fart erupted followed by a
     huge blob of dirty brown crap, "Oh dear" I said loudly, "baby's done a crappy
      in his nappy"."Yes" replied Nanny Susan, "lets get home and change his dirty
       crappy nappy". I pushed baby in his smelly nappy past all those pretty shop
     girls and of course all through our jaunt we took lots of photographs for baby's
      album and these pages and of course that drew lots of attention. So another
                   day at Amandom was over and home to bed for baby.