Baby's in his nappy and nanny needs a crappy
                            So where should nanny poo ?
                              oh yes let's poo on you.
                               Nappy's opened wide
                            Nowhere for willie to hide
                            Soon her botty's squeezin
                             Baby's hot and wheezing
                             Mummy's feeling pleazin
                            The nursery smells of poo
                               And it's all for you !